I'm Finally Doing It
My best ideas come in two ways: when I’m washing my nargas in the shower and when I’m writing.
I recently got a hit of genius. As Evan digitally spray painted a canvas on his iPad with his fingertips thanks to a Sesame Street app, I realized there is always an easier way.
Want to stop dealing with whack ass dudes you meet on POF? Get off POF.
Want to make a higher income? Get another job or a side hustle in the meantime.
Want to coerce a guy to marry you? Get pregnant and trap his ass. Ok, don’t do that. Just leave, girl.
As for me, I found an easy way in. I have a deep desire to launch a magazine (both online and in print) because I love words. I love how they rapidly fall from the tip of my tongue to my curved lips when my creativity is set ablaze. I love how I can craft stories with words that impact and make readers laugh - even if it’s just 100 of you. I love how easily words come to me, how I use them to share my story, and how they provide a space for readers to connect and giggle when I write the word “vage.”
Writing is my soul calling. It is my purpose. So, I decided to make the process to accomplish my dreams as easy as a stripper once collected dollar, dollar bills ya at Sue’s Rendezvous in Mount Vernon (RIP, Sue).
This here newsletter will now publish content as Latina x Love Magazine by Love Sujeiry, the first ever newsletter on all things love, dating and sex for Latinx. (Peep the name and domain change if ya don’t believe it.)
Previous to my aha moment, I had committed to this grandiose idea that Latina x Love Magazine would be a full-on blog with a bold and sassy website design. I wanted to go big or go home and then I realized that I can go big - with content. So I’m not going anywhere, dammit! I also feared that I would scare you all away with my numerous ideas and projects. Even my sister makes fun of me when asking, “So, what newsletter/Instagram account/blog are you asking people to follow now?” Older sisters, ammrite?
She’s not wrong. Like a gold digger that never has enough coin, I’ve asked you all for A LOT. I flutter from one project to the next, like a gold digger that can’t choose between five pair of Red Bottoms because she wants THEM ALL. All of my projects require my undivided attention. I wish I could clone myself, but I ain’t a sheep.
But I am a creative genius (that title is now mine, Kanye) that wants to make life easier. Here’s to taking the relationship content world by storm - again. It’s either that or knocking on Sue’s door.
One last plea (ok, never last) to join the ride with a full subscription, it helps this single momma stay off the pole and off of Only Fans! (JK. Only Fans is still on the table).